Showing posts with label Uncommon Appetites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uncommon Appetites. Show all posts

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Is This Dick Normal?

Alright!  Let's tackle it.  I guess this kind of goes with our Insecurities post but we will flesh this out a little more. This also is pretty in line with the Make Love Not Porn idea. 

Dusty

Porn stars both male and female are gorgeous, ripped, well endowed with both chest balloons or crotch rods (sometimes both), tanned, shaved, manicured and tons of other "perfect" attributes.  Well ladies and gentlemen...I ain't a porn star.  I am a hairy, not so solid, slightly above averagely endowed, non acrobatic, non gymnastic, a little nerdy, sweaty, American male.  I don't shave my chest, certainly don't shave my arms and there's not enough wax, shaving cream or razors in the world to shave my legs and crack.  I am not bleaching shit when it comes to my body.  Oh yea, I have a snow white tan from my balls to my waist.