Moving Picture Number 2

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Lover's Delight Nubby

 

Wake Up and Smell the Roses....or Vagina

Driving home yesterday I was lost in thoughts of vagina.  How strange is it that I love it?  WHY do I love it?  It can't just be a built in response, I have too much respect and admiration for it. Sure, I do on occasion (everyday) want to beat it up but I love to look at Elle's, love to play in it and love to observe what happens when I mess with it. 

Pocket Pussy

Quick Pics 2- Bath Time

Elle went for a dip, and I grabbed the camera!  Here's our little thank you for following the blog.  Six pics just for you! (and me...)

 

Wait...there's video?

Well here we are. Our first video. We've been toying around with video and pictures now for a very short time.  This is simply a trailer for our new video which is pretty short but hopefully doesn't disappoint.  The full video is posted at MakeLoveNotPorn.TV.

Hope that got you interested enough to check out our video over at MakeLoveNotPorn.TV.  It's a quick little video that we hope will serve as our #realworldsex introduction to you all.  We've got plenty more to come if there's enough feedback about you all enjoying this one! 

Our thanks to @MadameCuratorXO, @makelovenotporn (Cindy Gallop) and of course MakeLoveNotPorn.TV.

Please, Please, PLEASE! Let us know what you think!

Vibe Me Sensual Vibrator

The one in the link isn't exactly ours but I'm pretty sure they stopped making it. This is basic and straightforward so there's not much of a review for this one.

You can find your own here.

Elle
This one goes well with a couple of fingers! Stick the Sensual Vibrator into the pussy and turn it on! The vibe is a nice touch, but vibrators like this still are not as good as the real thing!

Dusty
Can't say that I've ever used it, but I do love when Elle does.  It's made of plastic though and seems like if we put it to constant use it wouldn't last long.  The motor isn't great and it's basically a "get what you pay for" type of thing.  We got it free with another purchase so...


As always, if you want to see pictures of us using this amazing toy, we need some interaction!

With every comment/question = 1 Picture of us using this toy

up to 5 comments/questions = all pictures of us using this toy

8 comments or more = we will post a video clip of us using this toy

Clit Vibe

We can't find this anywhere any more so we can't direct you to it, but nonetheless we can give you our thoughts in case you want something similar.

Fantasy Series Intro

Prior to starting this blog we discussed every facet of our sex life and our personal sexual desires and fantasies.  We do this on occasion anyways but figured that if we were about to put it all out there we should discuss each aspect first.  Elle and I have an interesting communication style.  We have never not told the other about anything...sometimes we just have issues getting it across.  But we are brutally honest, always graphic and always clear about where we stand.  We noticed at the beginning of our relationship that we share everything (yes...EVERYTHING) with one another and it seems that sharing is not as common in relationships as we would have figured.  However, after starting this blog and interacting with tons of people we noticed a few things. 

Sex and the R word

Dusty

Sex and religion.  It's not a topic we've seen tackled in many blogs and it's definitely not talked about much...at least in the context of marriage.  I know in most sex/erotic blogs spirituality may be thrown in for good measure but there's no real talk of religion.  This post has probably already turned most people off, but if you've stuck with us this far...why not just finish off this post?  (There will be a payoff at the end I promise).  I've said it before, in "polite" society parents don't talk about sex.  Parents don't talk about sex to their kids, their friends, the community or even each other.  Fucking is something that happened once, brought kids and is now relegated to the once a month, once every anniversary, once a birthday time frame.  Well I call bullshit. I have kid(s) and a wife...I have sex just as much now as I used to.  The quality of it has probably gone up too! (Ask Elle about that one)

Feasting on the Muff Buffet

STOP THE PRESSES!  Sometimes you hear something or read something that makes you stop and say..."What the Fuck?"  Apologies for the crude beginning but I'm still amazed by what I've just seen.
Violet and Rye from Uncommon Appetites (@UCAppetites) tweeted a story from XO Jane that was written by @msemilymccombs.  The writing talks about how an overwhelming majority of guys never, yes NEVER, go down on girls.  Read it here:

Admiration Makes My Dick Grow

Women, let me fill you in on a little secret about what turns guys on the most (hope it's not just me).  This is super arrogant and way too narcissistic so don't judge us too harshly.  It's no secret we need both our dicks and our egos stroked.  However one of the sexiest things a woman can do goes a little beyond those white, ego boosting fibs you tell us (Oh your dick's so big, Gosh no matter what you do you always turn me on, and Oh honey I love your beer gut body). 

Pussy Gratitude

Dusty

It's been a pretty terrible week and lately I've noticed lots of people making thankfulness lists.  So to rally from the rut, I've made a list of 10 things I'm thankful for.