Twitter Thursday- @mrandmrsforo

This week brings us to our friends @mrandmrsforo!  Sexy english friends with a penchant for hot pictures.  They are always on the twitter pulse and have a quick response or insightful question for any conversation.  Up for experimenting and sharing something naughty, this couple is a happy, friendly and polite follow for all our twitter friends!  We really enjoy their pictures and watch their account consistently for new and fun conversations.  Feel free to shoot them a message, I'm sure they'll be happy to connect.

Here's their bio with some pictures:

Twitter Thursday- @hornystonedx2

Next stop on our Twitter Thursdays takes us to a couple we "met" through @JuniperMM Juniper.  Posting incredibly arousing pictures and carrying out a steamy sexcapade twitter tease with Juniper, Mr. and Mrs. HS have to be one of the most sexually charged couples we've interacted with.  We always walk away from a conversation with them wet and ready to fuck.  On top of that they're a very positive and complimentary lot.  We've truely enjoyed interacting with them and I'm sure they are always up for meeting new people.

Here's their profile info:

@hornystonedx2

Happy horny couple sharing our love of sex + weed :) Mr HS (str8) & Mrs HS (Bi) Both in 30's. Our Pics are REAL = Our Favourites. 18+ Only

Land of spliffs n sex! · hornystonedx2.wordpress.com
 

Here's what they said:

Twitter Thursdays- @JuniperMM

Welcome again to Twitter Thursday!  Today we have our longest, most interacted with and first twitter friend Juniper Maple.  Paired up with @MrJuniper, we have watched her become emboldened by the little community that is twitter (and blogging).  Originally there just to observe, Juniper now finds some of the hottest pictures to share.  With her husband Mr. Juniper joining her, she is constantly on our feed sharing debauchery of every type!  Hot stuff.  Besides that, she also shares some incredible pictures of herself. Understated, tasteful and sexy she always seems to whip the twitterers into a frenzy.  On top of all that she's polite, always chipper and constantly supportive.  We hope you all find her as nice and positive as we have!

Here's her bio:

Twitter Thursdays- @Bmrider69

Our friends from the great white north, @Bmrider69 (Jeff and Cathy) have become our most interacted with Twitter friends.  We've directed each others photo shoot from afar and hopefully will get to continue working with them consistently.  They also happen to be a Lifestyle couple so they get Dusty's constant, annoying questions about anything and everything swap related.  They say they're amateur photographers but I suspect that some of their work could be considered more than that.  They have a great eye for lighting and their pictures have a natural, soft, yet sharp look.  Incredibly sexy, incredibly interesting and a disarmingly kind couple to boot!  Here's an example of their photography:

Twitter Thursdays- @SubtleCravings

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Twitter Thursdays

For us twitter is about connections, relationships and conversation. We're flattered that anyone follows us or reads our blog and we try to familiarize ourselves with anyone who scopes us out. We've met some pretty awesome individuals. Hopefully this idea of "Twitter Thursdays" will be a fun way to get to know our followers and friends a little more.  With any luck people will read on Thursdays and connect with others in the community.

Since we are music lovers and have written about it here, we thought that a simple way to get some insight into other people is to have them describe their favorite music for us. Music is a way of embodying our feelings and desires in a way we wish we could describe. It strips us down to raw emotion and can lay our souls bare to the world...at least that's my (Dusty's) corny view. Some is just silly, some is serious and all can be enjoyable. Here's to hoping this is a fun, possibly revealing and honest look at a collection of the most truly caring, happy, daring, intelligent and most accepting people we've found through twitter. And so begins....TWITTER THURSDAYS!

Dusty
So here's the background on this and what I hope will happen.

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It was something I never thought i would try. Getting peed on! Yuck!

First thoughts:

One day Dusty showed me a picture of a guy pissing and asked if I thought it was hot. I did, for some unknown reason it was attractive. 

A week or two later, Dusty sent me an email with a link to an article. It was about getting urinated on and how gross it was but how sexy it was at the same time. Dusty and I read it separately and then discussed it later that night. He just thought it was interesting but left it at that. I thought it was still a gross idea and didn't know how anyone really got off on it. But I did explain how the article did well at explaining how crazy but amazing it was. I thought, well that's got to be a pretty amazing feeling for the people who were into it. We didn't really talk about it for a few days. 

Each day I kept thinking about how well ---- explained her experience. I pictured Dusty doing it to me... His dick so hard from me sucking and licking his smooth but firm cock, then laying down as he struggles to splatter his golden juice all down my naked body. Wow...yep that thought got me hot for the idea. 

The next day I thought about it again and I was turned on immediately. Now I had to think about if it really would be hot enough (not temperature wise) to make me want to cum all over myself. I wasn't sure so I just kept my thoughts to myself. 

One night Dusty and I were lying in bed talking about how horny we both were. I started to think about Dusty giving me a golden shower while being hard...it turned me on so much that I had to tell him.

I mentioned the article and asked if it would be weird to do that to me. He said he didn't know but he was willing to try it. He said we could try it the next day. I lay in bed thinking...I couldn't stop thinking about it so I said will you piss on me right now? With a few jokes he said let's go! I got in the shower (easiest clean up) sat down as he stood over me. He struggled. His face focusing as his dick jumped. He pushed his dick down toward me and tried again. With strain in his face and his dick in his hand he pushed. I'm staring at his face to his dick trying to predict when it is going to happen. My fingers flicking my clit. I see his pee hole start to open a little, his cock starts jerking in small uncontrolled movements and then it happens. A large heavy stream of piss splashes on my chest and trickles down the rest of my body. Ahhhh! Ugh hh! Something amazing was happening when that piss hit me hard in the chest. I was coming over and over again. The combo of Dusty standing over me, straining to pee which a boner for me, and letting the heavy stream of piss splash all over me made me so turned on. I felt amazing. 

The pee eventually stopped but it was amazing. A new kind of foreplay. I washed off and then Dusty bent me over and fucked me hard. Ugh was it a great night. 

Oh, Just a Few "Subtle" Shots

Here you go ladies and gentleman.  The latest round of nothing in particular.

 

 

 

 

Fuzzy Handcuffs

Elle

Well I can tell you, we have only used them once. We bought them thinking, "hehe let's add a little restraint to it!"

Oh, Just a Few Masturbation Shots (Elle)

Our next round of grab bag shots....masturbation centered.  Elle focused.

Rating system

We want to review our sex toys and provide a quick rating scale to add on.

We are going to rate them by orgasms. Each toy is rated between 0 orgasms to 5. 5 being OOOOOOutrageously orgasmed out by adding the toy or 0 as in wawawa the toy didn't add to the sex.

Let's get started!

Lover’s Delight Nubby
E
2 out of 5

D
1.5 out of 5

Pocket Pussy
E
2 out of 5 (only because I rather be the pussy on Dusty's dick!)

D
3.5 out of 5

Clit Vibe
E
3 out of 5

D
3.8 out of 5

Vibe Me Sensual Vibrator
E
3 out of 5

D
2 out of 5

Adam and Eve's Butterfly Kiss
E
4 out of 5

D
4.5 out of 5

Basix Jelly Egg
E
4.5 out of 5

D
4 out of 5

Time Away

As we've said, there are some life changing events happening in our lives.  I have never been one to have anxiety or worry about upcoming obstacles but now that I have a family (and a blog) I have felt concern and frustration for the first time.  I will be gone for a pretty long time so there are some things that seem to be weighing on my mind constantly.  Fortunately I won't be leaving for a few months but in an attempt to ease my fidgety mind I made a stream of consciousness list.  Figured I'd share it. 

2 Falling Leaves, Glass Lake

I have posted excerpts of this before but could not post the entire thing because it had been submitted for publishing.  Now that we're done with that, here's the whole thing!  Sorry for the redundancy but I hope it's just as good and maybe a little more complete the second time around! 

Kids

Dusty

Kids.  Oh kids.  People talk about the gigantic, life changing event that was the birthing of their child.  Well I didn't have it...and I feel guilty.  It seems like all my friends are having kids and when I ask them how they feel now that they're home and healthy I get the same answer: "Dude it changed my life, I'm so blessed, he/she is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me." hmm..I just smile and congratulate them.  The duck on the water that is my brain tries to stay cool on the outside while I'm churning on the inside.  My mind reels:

Oh, Just a Few Masturbation Shots (Dusty)

Here is round one of our Masturbation Shots....Dusty centric.

 

 

 

Oh, Just a Few Random Shots

Here are some random shots we thought we'd share.

Oh, Just a Few "Snow Day" Shots

Well, I've been preparing a lot of posts recently and they all seem to be pretty heavy.  To lighten the mood a little I was looking through some pictures and had to share.  These lift my spirits quite a bit so I think we will try to spread a few of these random pictures throughout our heavy posts to ease up a bit. Here we gooooo!

 

Jammin'

True Story

My head spins a little as I step off stage, that beer is finally hitting.  Maybe I was too nervous to notice at first.  We just played a great set and crashed into our intermission on all cylinders.  The music is cathartic, refreshing.  Singing leaves my body like a raw nerve, sensitive, needy, animalistic.  The bar is clearing out until our next set leaving just us, guitars, amps, accompanying band and collective partners.  I pause a second to take it all in...I was emotionally, mentally and physically invested in that last song so my buzz may not be all beer.  I scan the room searching from the barkeep to biker dudes, from scantily clad co-ed college girls to preppy popped collar fratties here for the beer and girls.  I glance through a break in the crowd next to the bar and see a beautiful face in the dim light of a booth.  Elle's face.  I move in her direction, grabbing another beer off the bar and feel my limbs go a little numb. 

Quick Pics 3- Grab Bag

 

We just wanted to post some pictures from our last little snow day.  We've been absent for a while and wanted to say thanks for sticking with us.  I got as artsy as I could with these pictures.  Sometimes when you have such a beautiful wife it's hard to know which pictures to keep after you've taken a thousand.  I think thses are the best, we hope you like them! 

Real Life

Well this is real life...with kids.  We got all hot and bothered when Dusty got home from his trip.  We counted the hours and minutes until we could attack each other in bed.  The kids did not want to go to sleep and we battled to get them down.  We stripped down, cuddled up and then......yes, we fell asleep.  I know this is a sex blog but we have to admit it.  As turbocharged as we can be we stripped down, rubbed against each other and kissed.  The warmth under the covers must have been too much for us because we woke up four hours later.  This blog is supposed to be about the truth with sex and life with kids.  There it is.  We fell asleep.  We admit it.

Just thought you should know.

As a mom...

So this post is more of a random rant...

As a mom it is hard to turn on and off that feeling of "damn I wanna fuck the brains outta my husband" vs the "what do you need, how can I get it, clean up, wipe up, pick up..."

A night worth repeating

Enjoy...

1 Falling Leaves, Glass Lake

Dusty-  Yes this is written by me, and I have written a lot of this story before in our Pt. 2 Attainable Fantasies post. Sorry for the overlap but our sex life and fantasies are what spawned these stories so....I begin..

Pt. 1 Fantasy Wishes

Here's a few of our fantasies that are either out of reach or simply won't happen.  Some are beyond our control, others would not be positive for our relationship and some we honestly don't want they're just hot to think about. 

Power Bullet(s)

We've got a few of these.  Small, decently powerful and easily concealable.  They insert into our cock ring to provide some delightful buzzes while the pounding goes down.   

Top Ten

Ok, we have taken a bunch of pictures so far and shared some of them with you all.  We don't like to reuse anything we've already included but before we move on to our new batch we just wanted to take a minute and pick our top ten from what we have already taken. 

Not to say that won't ever dip back into the archives to show you some pictures we didn't share, but we're pretty sure we've exhausted the themes and played out our sessions enough.   On to new adventures!  But first...

My Take

My thoughts on Dusty and testosterone with much story in between.

Elle

Aggression

Aggression.  I think about it a lot.  Over the years I've become increasingly passive, mostly through self imposed limits.  I've always been terrified to let myself play.  You see, as some of our readers know, I have an unusually high testosterone level.  No this isn't some jock saying he's a stud and making this shit up.  I've been flagged by multiple doctors and have had some weird reactions.  Chances are you would never guess or ever know if you were a friend.  It's not a big deal, and it doesn't affect me much on the outside.  My brain however, is a different story.

Half Hard

 

Moving Picture Number 2

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Lover's Delight Nubby

 

Wake Up and Smell the Roses....or Vagina

Driving home yesterday I was lost in thoughts of vagina.  How strange is it that I love it?  WHY do I love it?  It can't just be a built in response, I have too much respect and admiration for it. Sure, I do on occasion (everyday) want to beat it up but I love to look at Elle's, love to play in it and love to observe what happens when I mess with it. 

Pocket Pussy

Quick Pics 2- Bath Time

Elle went for a dip, and I grabbed the camera!  Here's our little thank you for following the blog.  Six pics just for you! (and me...)

 

Wait...there's video?

Well here we are. Our first video. We've been toying around with video and pictures now for a very short time.  This is simply a trailer for our new video which is pretty short but hopefully doesn't disappoint.  The full video is posted at MakeLoveNotPorn.TV.

Hope that got you interested enough to check out our video over at MakeLoveNotPorn.TV.  It's a quick little video that we hope will serve as our #realworldsex introduction to you all.  We've got plenty more to come if there's enough feedback about you all enjoying this one! 

Our thanks to @MadameCuratorXO, @makelovenotporn (Cindy Gallop) and of course MakeLoveNotPorn.TV.

Please, Please, PLEASE! Let us know what you think!

Vibe Me Sensual Vibrator

The one in the link isn't exactly ours but I'm pretty sure they stopped making it. This is basic and straightforward so there's not much of a review for this one.

You can find your own here.

Elle
This one goes well with a couple of fingers! Stick the Sensual Vibrator into the pussy and turn it on! The vibe is a nice touch, but vibrators like this still are not as good as the real thing!

Dusty
Can't say that I've ever used it, but I do love when Elle does.  It's made of plastic though and seems like if we put it to constant use it wouldn't last long.  The motor isn't great and it's basically a "get what you pay for" type of thing.  We got it free with another purchase so...


As always, if you want to see pictures of us using this amazing toy, we need some interaction!

With every comment/question = 1 Picture of us using this toy

up to 5 comments/questions = all pictures of us using this toy

8 comments or more = we will post a video clip of us using this toy

Clit Vibe

We can't find this anywhere any more so we can't direct you to it, but nonetheless we can give you our thoughts in case you want something similar.

Fantasy Series Intro

Prior to starting this blog we discussed every facet of our sex life and our personal sexual desires and fantasies.  We do this on occasion anyways but figured that if we were about to put it all out there we should discuss each aspect first.  Elle and I have an interesting communication style.  We have never not told the other about anything...sometimes we just have issues getting it across.  But we are brutally honest, always graphic and always clear about where we stand.  We noticed at the beginning of our relationship that we share everything (yes...EVERYTHING) with one another and it seems that sharing is not as common in relationships as we would have figured.  However, after starting this blog and interacting with tons of people we noticed a few things. 

Sex and the R word

Dusty

Sex and religion.  It's not a topic we've seen tackled in many blogs and it's definitely not talked about much...at least in the context of marriage.  I know in most sex/erotic blogs spirituality may be thrown in for good measure but there's no real talk of religion.  This post has probably already turned most people off, but if you've stuck with us this far...why not just finish off this post?  (There will be a payoff at the end I promise).  I've said it before, in "polite" society parents don't talk about sex.  Parents don't talk about sex to their kids, their friends, the community or even each other.  Fucking is something that happened once, brought kids and is now relegated to the once a month, once every anniversary, once a birthday time frame.  Well I call bullshit. I have kid(s) and a wife...I have sex just as much now as I used to.  The quality of it has probably gone up too! (Ask Elle about that one)

Feasting on the Muff Buffet

STOP THE PRESSES!  Sometimes you hear something or read something that makes you stop and say..."What the Fuck?"  Apologies for the crude beginning but I'm still amazed by what I've just seen.
Violet and Rye from Uncommon Appetites (@UCAppetites) tweeted a story from XO Jane that was written by @msemilymccombs.  The writing talks about how an overwhelming majority of guys never, yes NEVER, go down on girls.  Read it here:

Admiration Makes My Dick Grow

Women, let me fill you in on a little secret about what turns guys on the most (hope it's not just me).  This is super arrogant and way too narcissistic so don't judge us too harshly.  It's no secret we need both our dicks and our egos stroked.  However one of the sexiest things a woman can do goes a little beyond those white, ego boosting fibs you tell us (Oh your dick's so big, Gosh no matter what you do you always turn me on, and Oh honey I love your beer gut body). 

Pussy Gratitude

Dusty

It's been a pretty terrible week and lately I've noticed lots of people making thankfulness lists.  So to rally from the rut, I've made a list of 10 things I'm thankful for.

Soft Core

We all love to bang it out.  But an equal amount of the time Elle and I love to go long and slow.  In the words of Tenacious D "you don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do.  Sometimes you got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooches too."

Here's a bit of our "softer" side.

 

 

Basix Jelly Egg Vibrator

Adam and Eve Butterfly Kiss

Spontaneity

Gosh I was just thinking how great it would be to be able to have some time to use some toys to myself. Dusty is fun to play with too, but sometimes a little afternoon delight with me, myself, and vibe is fun too. The deal though is, I must plan. With kids and lots of things to get done through out the day time is never on my side. I feel like planning a little vibe time into my schedule is a little weird. I feel like vibrator time should be more spontaneous. Heck sex seems like it should be more of a spontaneous thing.

Music Sex

Remember our Sex Music post?  Well, being that Dusty is a musician we make music sex.  Dusty got to strumming and look where it took us.  Just us and a guitar, then some serious strumming.

Is This Dick Normal?

Alright!  Let's tackle it.  I guess this kind of goes with our Insecurities post but we will flesh this out a little more. This also is pretty in line with the Make Love Not Porn idea. 

Dusty

Porn stars both male and female are gorgeous, ripped, well endowed with both chest balloons or crotch rods (sometimes both), tanned, shaved, manicured and tons of other "perfect" attributes.  Well ladies and gentlemen...I ain't a porn star.  I am a hairy, not so solid, slightly above averagely endowed, non acrobatic, non gymnastic, a little nerdy, sweaty, American male.  I don't shave my chest, certainly don't shave my arms and there's not enough wax, shaving cream or razors in the world to shave my legs and crack.  I am not bleaching shit when it comes to my body.  Oh yea, I have a snow white tan from my balls to my waist. 

Preview

Here is something that I put together of some pictures Dusty took of me. I was just having some fun with it and wanted to share. I hope everyone enjoys. I know I enjoyed teasing the shit out of Dusty.

-Elle

Sex After Baby

Baby's needs are first. But the moment he falls asleep, we get to spending time together. It isn't always about the sex, more about being with each other, talking, touching. Sex is more of a large bonus. We'll run it through for you all.

Our Art of Foreplay

Dusty

I LOVE FOREPLAY.  I live for 69'ing, blowjobs, massaging, candlelight showers and most of all...going down on Elle!  Besides the previously mentioned "normal" foreplay we have a few things we do on our own.

Body after baby and sex

After giving birth, I felt fat. It wasn't pregnancy fat, more like hanging fat from all parts of my body. I didn't have a pregnancy belly to show off or hide behind. It sucked, all the clothes I wore during pregnancy were too big or didn't fit right. And all the clothes I wore before pregnancy were still to small. I felt disgusting. I was now in pain while sitting down, my breasts were sore from breast feeding and pumping. I had stretch marks running on my thighs, hips, boobs, and stomach. My belly button was sore from being stretched so far while pregnant and then popped back after giving birth. Yikes with this list of issues, how could Dusty still want to look at me naked? I felt gross and it was hard to come to terms with my new look. I was still in no shape to have my boobs bouncing while I run, and god forbid my floppy fresh after birth crotch fall loose while I run! Yikes I just wanted to look and FEEL sexy for my husband. The only way I could do that was to figure out how I truly felt about me and come up with a plan.

Sex Music

What's your favorite sex music?  We want to know what your favorite boning and moaning music is. Comment or write and tell us.

Elle
So I support the whole music thing Dusty has going on. It adds to our sexual encounters, but I don't feel the need to spend a lot of time focusing on the perfect music. I will admit that I may just be lazy since I know Dusty is picking up the slack and I do not have a problem with it.  I have noticed how I tend to get close to the beat of the music while I am riding. I guess that means it helps so we can get in a better rhythm if our natural rhythm is out of sync. I do recall one time we were banging it out, HARD, I mean our bodies were slapping together almost as loud as the music. When we finished, Dusty pointed out the music we were listening to. We had been listening to heavier rock, not smooth or slow. He has a point on the music...it really does affect us.

Dusty
I am a music lover.  I'm attached to my Ipod, there's never a time when I don't have music on.  So sufficed to say that I am eclectic and all over the spectrum when it comes to tunes.  However, I do love me some R&B, I love that shit.  Just hearing some smooth voice with reverb guitar or low deliberate beat and I'm seduced...I don't know how it doesn't affect other people.  Music influences my every mood and thought.  It's important what comes on while I'm inside or on top of Elle...I don't want to go from Rico Suave to the Hulk in three seconds. 

Quick Pics

My dick, her boobs.  

 

Clothes

Elle
 

Neither of us likes to wear clothes in the house. Before we had kids we never wore clothes unless it was a towel, lingerie, or underwear. As soon as we would walk in the door, a trail of clothes would be falling behind us. It didn’t mean we were always jumping each other’s bones. Of course we both would have loved that and we did a lot of times too, but as everyone knows, life happens. This post is about clothes or the lack there of. So let’s get back to that.

Turn Ons: Before We Get Under the Covers

Everyone (hopefully) gets into foreplay and we'll get into our little routines, but not many people focus on the "soft" stuff.  The things that first attracted us to each other.  The things that after all our time together still get our nethers ready for necking.  This is what works for us...

Insecurities

Hello all, Dusty here,

When thinking about posting pictures of myself online I was not too keen at first.  Most people think that women have more prevalent body issues but in our case, it's me!

Starting Off

Hello!

Welcome to our blog.  Let us introduce ourselves...we are a twenty something married couple who just happen to be parents.  Since we first started on our train to pound town we found that we were a bit overactive in the sex department.  Even after a couple years, we still can't help ourselves...and we don't intend to stop.  Being athletes we find this beneficial in about a thousand different ways hence, we created a blog to document our journey.The pictures will be mostly of us, with perhaps a random filler in there for good measure. 

Candlelight Voyeur

We were wondering if we should perhaps start a section just for our own personal stories...a bit of erotica from our lives.  We figured this would be a good place to also put any videos or pictures that don't reallyfit into out other pages.  Mostly stories though.  With that, we launch the Smut Bungalow!  Have your own stories?  Send them in at subtlecravings@gmail.com or @subtlecravings. 

Guest Post Intro

On this page we hope to have established writers share their experience, stories and other media.

Welcome to Our Sex Toys

We will be reviewing our sex toys and sharing our thoughts. 

Sex and Marriage After Baby

We will be writing more about our experiences with sex and marriage after baby and/or babies. We are excited to share our own thoughts, and we would love to hear from everyone else.

Submissions

This page is for all the readers who want to post pictures, videos, short stories or general posts.  Send them to us at subtlecravings@gmail.com.  Also follow us on Twitter @subtlecravings

Welcome

Hello and Welcome to our page.  Feel free to email us questions or suggestions to subtlecravings@gmail.com.

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