Is This Dick Normal?

Alright!  Let's tackle it.  I guess this kind of goes with our Insecurities post but we will flesh this out a little more. This also is pretty in line with the Make Love Not Porn idea. 

Dusty

Porn stars both male and female are gorgeous, ripped, well endowed with both chest balloons or crotch rods (sometimes both), tanned, shaved, manicured and tons of other "perfect" attributes.  Well ladies and gentlemen...I ain't a porn star.  I am a hairy, not so solid, slightly above averagely endowed, non acrobatic, non gymnastic, a little nerdy, sweaty, American male.  I don't shave my chest, certainly don't shave my arms and there's not enough wax, shaving cream or razors in the world to shave my legs and crack.  I am not bleaching shit when it comes to my body.  Oh yea, I have a snow white tan from my balls to my waist. 





I get a lot of sun, but not a full, even, tanning bed or spray on shellacking.  I get enough sun for my body to look like it was pieced together with a polar bear and a grizzly...with more hair. I don't spray ropey jets of jizm 8 feet across the room to hit girls in the eyelids and blast them against the wall. Shoot, I can finish faster than a sprinter and be asleep before Elle's back from the bathroom.  By the way, I'm a grower not a shower.  I look like an infant when I'm soft but I can say with pride I get turned on to 7 inches.  That ain't gigantic, but it isn't tiny...Elle seems satisfied.

 

Now these are all a tiny bit exaggerated and I'm not attacking anyone who does these things but these are thoughts that run through my head as we post our pictures (I assure you, there will be plenty more).   

Who cares?  Elle still likes to squeeze me.  Elle still likes to suck me.  Elle still loves to fuck me.  When the hell did all those things mentioned above become normal?  That's not real life.  I shave enough around my penis and balls so Elle doesn't eat a hairpie when she's going down on me.  I'm getting into shape but it's not because we're posting pictures.  I have wookie like legs that look like I'm wearing hair/fur pants.  See...
 

 

...a bit hairy, not a gigantic cock, not ripped.  Damnit I'm happy with that.

As for Elle..I like a shaved snatch.  Oh and I like a bush.  Actually, I just love pussy.  I love big boobs, and ass, oh and small boobs and no ass. You see, I don't care about shaved legs, sexy lingerie, quadruple F boobs or bleached, hairless assholes.  Whatever makes her happy, makes me horny. 

 

 

Other blogs we've liked seem to follow the "fuck it, this is who we are trend."  Violet and Rye at Uncommon Appetites are an insanely hot couple.  They like pegging.  Camille Crimson can't get enough of cock and cum in her mouth.  That's what she enjoys.  The Adipositivity Project thinks says that every body is beautiful; let's "widen" our definition.  Between My Sheets' Rori gets off on some hot bondage.  Every one of the blogs that we follow or the pictures that get sent to us or the people we like are beautiful.  We aren't porn stars but we sure fuck like them, in our case....we think we can outdo them.  At the very least, we know that they are definitely the minority.

 

 

Elle

I like Dusty however he wants to be. If he wants to shave, then it looks like I don't get hair pie for dessert! Really though, I love Dusty and I love to make him feel good. I get off on it! Seriously, I do...if I can make him groan and drizzle before letting him get in me or on me then that is just how I want it. Hair shmare, I picked Dusty for Dusty not for the amount or lack of hair he has, not for his gerthy dick that slides through my insides. I picked him for his personality. Heck the looks and big cock don't hurt!! I love every inch of him, and I love touching every part of him. He touched me and hasn't ever been grossed out by touching me while I was pregnant, after I gave birth, when I get sick, or even in the most unattractive times. So how could I complain? I do not have a preference with him. Each hair on his body is a part of him, so I love to touch them because they are him. Yea I tease him for his hairy fur pants that he is always wearing that he never can ignore, but if he didn't have them that would be one less thing to flirt with him about. So if you didn't get the him I LOVE EVERY PART OF DUSTY HAIR OR NO HAIR!

 

His penis is the perfect size for me, there is no comparing, NONE! I know that he makes me orgasm like no guy has before. I know that he gets me to come all over his dick and his hands every time. When his dick slides inside of me I am full. I feel him get harder right before he comes and I enjoy it. Dick size doesn't matter, but if it did, Dusty has a size above average.

 

 

Now for me, I would love to be hairless. If I could use a wand and zap the hair away from my vagina, butt hole, legs, pits, hell everywhere, I would do it! But as you know, there is no such thing when money is a factor. So I embrace my hair. I trim for the sake of Dusty not eating too much hair pie. I don't always get to it, because honestly there is no time! When I shower it is a quick shower. I haven't had a bath in..well I don't even remember. Hair is not my friend. I do not like it on my self, and it seems to have a mind of it's own. When Dusty and I were just starting to date, I was nervous about what he would think about my hair. So of course I trimmed, shaved, and lotioned up my V. I felt a little better about it, but then bumps..bumps and bumps. I had razor burn. Great! It looked nasty. I was a little worried of what he might think. I imagined he would see me and just laugh or be disgusted. One thought I didn't have, though, was that I wasn't going to let him see me like that. So that's when I decided 'oh well, if he asks I'll just tell the truth.' Needless to say, he didn't ask. It didn't even come up. I was so worried about how he saw me, but now it is just a conversation. If it still were, would I be avoiding sex when I didn't find time to shave? Would I make more time for shower shave time? I don't know. I know that if Dusty wants sex and I do too, we have sex. If we want to lick each other or touch each other, we do. Hair isn't a factor. I'm happy with that! 

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